Christmas Cracker Jokes!

Christmas Crackers

So with Christmas well and truly over and now that is us into a brand new year, i thought i would have a little reminder post back to the crackers pulling fun and hilarious joke telling of just a few weeks ago!

Three Christmas Crackers

Three Christmas Crackers

Christmas Cracker Jokes!

Be prepared to laugh your socks with 10 really, really funny jokes that has popped out our Christmas crackers this year..

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
  • A:  Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  Why does the mechanic sleep under his car?
  • A:  Because he likes to wake up oily in the morning!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  What does Santa suffer from if he is stuck in a chimney?
  • A:  Claustrophobia!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
  • A:  Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
  • A:  “It’s Christmas Eve”!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  What athlete is warmest in winter?
  • A:  A long jumper!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
  • A:  Elf-is Presley!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  How did Scrooge win the football game?
  • A:  The ghost of Christmas passed!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  What goes ‘Oh, Oh, Oh’?
  • A:  Santa going backwards!

Christmas Crackers Red

  • Q:  Why did the turkey join the band?
  • A:  Because it had the drumsticks!

Christmas Crackers Red

I hope these Christmas cracker jokes had you doubled over in stiches of laughter, they sure did have my jaws sore with the giggles!

Three Christmas Crackers


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One thought on “Christmas Cracker Jokes!

  1. Jokes at Christmas time is always a classic. Love the Christmas cracker with family/friends. Brings the Xmas sprit and the family together.

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