Funny Science Jokes!

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We all love a good laugh to brighten our day,  so..  Here is a bundle of very, very funny science jokes to not only get you giggling, but will have your body sore from laughing!

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Science Jokes!

Have you got your lab goggles on? well, you are about to laugh right out of them with this collection of hilarious science jokes.  These jokes are about a whole lot of different science related things such as scientists, labs, equipment, space, NASA, the human body and much, much more!  –  Continue to scroll down to find these jokes!

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  • Q:  Why can you never trust an atom?
  • A:  Because they make up everything!

  •   Einstein developed a theory about space!
  •   And it was about time too!

  • Q:  What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
  • A:  Pull down its genes!

  • Q:  Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
  • A:  Because they don’t believe in higher powers!

  • Q:  Did you hear that oxygen and potassium went on a date?
  • A:  It went OK!

  • Q:  Why is electricity such an ideal citizen?
  • A:  Because it conducts itself so well!

  • Q:  I make horrible science puns..
  • A:  But only periodically!

  • Q:  Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?
  • A:  Nucleotides!

  • Q:  What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
  • A:  Designer Genes!

  • Q:  What did the femur say to the patella?
  • A:  I kneed you!

  • Q:  How does the nucleus communicate with ribosomes?
  • A:  By using a cell phone!

  • Q:  How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
  • A:  Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper!

  • Q:  What do you call a member of the financial staff of the faculty of Biology?
  • A:  A buy-ologist!

  • Q:  Which carnival ride does a chemist like best?
  • A:  The Ferrous Wheel!

  • Q:  Which type of gum does the moon like best?
  • A:  Orbit!

  •   I’m reading a chemistry book about helium!
  •   I can’t put it down!

  • Q:  Where does all bad light end up going?
  • A:  In a prism!

  • Q:  What does a botanist do when they find a new orchid?
  • A:  Labellum!

  •   I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid!
  •   But my parents always said “The sky is the limit”!

  • Q:  What do you call a resistor that can’t afford rent?
  • A:  Ohm-less!

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If you have any thoughts or opinions about the jokes you have read in this post, then please do leave a message further down in the comments section and let us know.  Also let everyone know which joke you liked the best, and if there was any that just didn’t make you laugh at all!  –  If you have any jokes of your own, then feel free to make a comment telling us it and making us laugh!


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One thought on “Funny Science Jokes!

  1. Science jokes? Get real. OK, they are funny. Anyway, I need science jokes and especially math ones for my new math forum. I mean, math needs some fun anyway.

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